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Bad news is good news when you’re on glut watch

Bad news is good news when you’re on glut watch

Plus: A Jack Daniels’ rickhouse collapsed (not a metaphor)!

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The curious case of the Trump-faced Woodford Reserve

The curious case of the Trump-faced Woodford Reserve

Plus: It’s not Taplines, but...!

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It takes a tater to tax a tater

It takes a tater to tax a tater

Plus: Why does the Wine Institute’s new ad look like a Scientology commercial?

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Bad news is good news when you’re on glut watch

Bad news is good news when you’re on glut watch

Plus: A Jack Daniels’ rickhouse collapsed (not a metaphor)!

Dave Infante
Dave Infante
The curious case of the Trump-faced Woodford Reserve

The curious case of the Trump-faced Woodford Reserve

Plus: It’s not Taplines, but...!

Dave Infante
Dave Infante
It takes a tater to tax a tater

It takes a tater to tax a tater

Plus: Why does the Wine Institute’s new ad look like a Scientology commercial?

Dave Infante
Dave Infante
You can't freedom-fry Bud Light if it's already cooked

You can't freedom-fry Bud Light if it's already cooked

Plus: Notes on Congressional Dems’ margarita messaging!

Dave Infante
Dave Infante
Talk about a Prisoner’s dilemma, amirite?

Talk about a Prisoner’s dilemma, amirite?

Plus: And the Fingers Buzzword of The Week of The Year is...!

Dave Infante
Dave Infante
Wine-based RTDs or STFU, imho

Wine-based RTDs or STFU, imho

Plus: It's Zillennials vs. GenZennials in the inaugural Buzzwords runoff!

Dave Infante
Dave Infante
Here it is, the worst Dry January pitch of all time

Here it is, the worst Dry January pitch of all time

Fingers' foolproof guide to pitching non-alcoholic beverage brands (poorly)

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Dave Infante
Mindshare-capturing snatches of boozy PowerPoint pap

Mindshare-capturing snatches of boozy PowerPoint pap

A Fingers special report (and poll!) on the Buzzwords of The Week of the Year

Dave Infante
Dave Infante
The Zyn-ripping transphobes of the lift-kit bourgeoisie

The Zyn-ripping transphobes of the lift-kit bourgeoisie

Plus: We’re in the endgame now. Hard milk is inevitable!

Dave Infante
Dave Infante
A delicious side-effect of Milton Friedman brain

A delicious side-effect of Milton Friedman brain

Plus: Regulatory Roulette!

Dave Infante
Dave Infante
Bring back SVEDKA’s weirdly thicc robot

Bring back SVEDKA’s weirdly thicc robot

Plus: 19.2oz BuzzPipez WHEN?!

Dave Infante
Dave Infante
The tug-of-war for the future of booze

The tug-of-war for the future of booze

Plus: Meet the Negroni Jabroni!

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