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The 2022 Bad Holiday Gift Guide for Heavy-Drinking Frenemies™
Big Soda's xXx-treme advantage
"Workers have to really want this for this to happen"
Let's discuss: what's the stupidest drinking-related gift of the year?
Twitter Blue(s) for Big Beverage
Our grocery money's gone, your honor!
How (and why) to destroy Big Alcohol
The limits of American beer royalty
From Monster Energy to Qanon in under 3 minutes
What if booze was a public good?
The Four Horsemen of the Bang-pocalypse
"Volume of alcohol is their #1 priority."
Why dive bars need ThirdPlacesTok
The Bang Army is ready, I repeat, the Bang Army is ready
The "early-bird drinker" dilemma
"There's a sense amongst the brewers that it won't last forever."
Eat the rich, or tax the drunk?
*goes to a mezcal palenque once*
Recent booze scams, rated and appreciated
Please use "Beast Unleashed" in a sentence
From #yetibutts to #beerposters, and beyond
"I would carry that if it met my quality standards."
"Functional" booze is an oxymoron
Why "seltzperts" still dominate the discourse
Life is a (hard seltzer) highway
Insider-trading bourbon on Facebook, what could possibly go wrong?
🗣️ Let's discuss: What's the best (or worst) booze brand tattoo you've ever seen?
Where are booze's "brotesters"?
Facebook created Glizzy Claw, change my mind
The Gosling Index of Ready-to-Drink Premiumization and/or Vibes™℠®©
📈 State of the Boozeletter™️: June 2022 edition
As Budweiser celebrates "Freedom," Anheuser-Busch funds abortion ban
The cultural impoverishment of consumerism
What does the ghost of Milton Friedman even know about beer, anyway?
Booze, Boomers, and bullshit: welcome to grifting's Barrel Age
"I just get coffee from there and am a big fan of unions"
Fighting commoners for "share of throat" as the kingdom crumbles
The rise and fall of a top craft brewery, as told by the comments section
Justice Dept. reiterates that there absolutely *are* laws when you're drinking Claws
The anatomy of a #BrideTribe boom
Behold: the horseshoe theory of alcoholic beverages
📈 State of the Boozeletter™️: May 2022 edition
"It just gets too hyped up and almost becomes a parody of itself"
🗣️ Let's discuss: Do you call it “beer pong” or “Beirut?”
Why doesn't anybody want Goose Island's NFTs?
Babe you OK? You've barely touched your NATO Lager
Laundering a beer fortune into political power, one spit-take at a time
📈 State of the Boozeletter™️: “April showers bring more #content” edition
The stunt-vodka Trojan horse theory of CPG marketing/everything
"There are more of us than there are of them"
Virgin pilsner sipper vs. Chad IPA crusher
Why is Alex Jones' former "lawyer to the trolls" now repping this fast-growing craft brewery?
Will brewery lobbyists ever get their ship together?
A coastal elite's guide to the drinking class
Trust-busting Big Beer with archived corporate cringeposts
How the "1,000-pound gorilla of the alcohol industry" throws its political weight around
Bang Energy's CEO couldn't stop posting, and it may cost him $175M
A frothy mug of noblesse oblige from America's biggest beer dynasty
Booze innovation is just shitposting now
If you’ve got a good verdict for Stone Beer, gimme a hell yeah!
#Speakeasies everywhere, nor a Four Loko drop to drink!
Stuck at jury duty because Keystone might just be bad Coors Light? idk don't wait up
The world's first 'animal-walks-into-a-bar' joke just went viral
"Where on the supply chain is somebody getting fucked? Because somebody always is."
Hard seltzer for the "Let's Go Brandon" set
People who drink Keystone Light are broke as hell, says Keystone Light's lawyer
"Right now I'm in a position where my commodity is myself"
Spent the weekend upvoting Molotov cocktails on Untappd, hbu?
"Ooh, don't invade us, here's a pretty drinking toy!"
Wake up babe, new Starbucks anti-union website just dropped!
🗣️ Let's discuss: Your Takes™ on last night's beverage-brand Super Bowl ads
So the military-industrial complex walks into a bar...
Notes on the "so-called 'craft beer industry'"
Why Fingers covers booze companies' campaign donations to Republicans
Booze companies are not your friends
The Fieri-fication of hard seltzer will absolutely be televised
Wondering where all the digital dive bars went, not realizing they never existed at all
Trying craft beer's biggest cult of personality in the court of public opinion
Having a Normal One™, BrewDog style
How to build the worst Dry January pitch of all time
Do lawmakers still care about saving neighborhood bars?
Monster Energy hard seltzer *WHEN*
On budget beer brands' unquenchable online thirst
When Blue Ribbon butt play goes south
[Bonus pod] The $2 billion driving range/sports bar chain where work sounds like hell
I waited to send this until after the holidays
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