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Total Wine is trying to tag in THC's "brotesters"

Jul 29, 2026

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6 min read

Total Wine is trying to tag in THC's "brotesters"

Plus: RNDC hired Enron’s clean-up crew because the jig was up!

Dave Infante
Dave Infante

Weekender

Boston Beer Co. bets on Duds MacKenzie

Jul 26, 2026

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4 min read

Boston Beer Co. bets on Duds MacKenzie

Plus: Behold the TH(C)ree-tier system!

Dave Infante
Dave Infante

Buzzwords

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"Highly localized increases in on-premise demand"

Jul 24, 2026

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1 min read

"Highly localized increases in on-premise demand"

It's your Fingers Buzzwords of The Week!

Dave Infante
Dave Infante

Archive

Total Wine is trying to tag in THC's "brotesters"

Jul 29, 2026

•

6 min read

Total Wine is trying to tag in THC's "brotesters"

Plus: RNDC hired Enron’s clean-up crew because the jig was up!

Dave Infante
Dave Infante

Weekender

Boston Beer Co. bets on Duds MacKenzie

Jul 26, 2026

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4 min read

Boston Beer Co. bets on Duds MacKenzie

Plus: Behold the TH(C)ree-tier system!

Dave Infante
Dave Infante

Buzzwords

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"Highly localized increases in on-premise demand"

Jul 24, 2026

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1 min read

"Highly localized increases in on-premise demand"

It's your Fingers Buzzwords of The Week!

Dave Infante
Dave Infante
Booze execs are running out of excuses

Jul 22, 2026

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6 min read

Booze execs are running out of excuses

Plus: Cast your vote for The Buzzwords of The Week of Q2 2026!

Dave Infante
Dave Infante

Buzzwords

The booze industry has been captured by LinkedIn-brained perverts

Jul 19, 2026

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3 min read

The booze industry has been captured by LinkedIn-brained perverts

It's time to choose The Buzzwords of The Week of Q2 2026!

Dave Infante
Dave Infante

Buzzwords

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"They call it zebra"

Jul 17, 2026

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1 min read

"They call it zebra"

It's your Fingers Buzzwords of The Week!

Dave Infante
Dave Infante
Hire me, Four Loko

Jul 15, 2026

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6 min read

Hire me, Four Loko

Plus: Fingers’ shitposts snubbed in Surfside’s Skimmers suit!

Dave Infante
Dave Infante

Weekender

Nobody is safe from Uncle Nearest's receiver

Jul 12, 2026

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4 min read

Nobody is safe from Uncle Nearest's receiver

Plus: The world’s most expensive wine, now sold by... Reyes?!

Dave Infante
Dave Infante

Buzzwords

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"Evolving preferences for how customers engage"

Jul 10, 2026

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1 min read

"Evolving preferences for how customers engage"

It's your Fingers Buzzwords of The Week!

Dave Infante
Dave Infante
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