Cuervo can’t shoot its way out of this

Plus: Drink ye Blue Motorcycles while ye may!

Editor’s note: Welcome to The Fingers Weekender, a Sunday digest exclusively for paying Friends of Fingers featuring the independent journalism about drinking in America you love, optimized for hungover scrolling. In today’s edition:

• Anheuser-Busch InBev will be fine, ‘twas ever thus;

• Oregon utility to smoke-tainted Willamette vineyards: tough shit;

• Uncle Nearest’s co-founder made some weird videos about tequila;

And much more. If someone forwarded this to you, buy a subscription to get next Sunday’s edition straight in your inbox.—Dave.

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