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Full disclosure I was working and then got shitcanned from Lagunitas brought to you by Heineken in Chicago trying to make a taproom that legit did NOT HAVE BEER LINES RUNNING on opening day, but man, they filled that fucking merch store with all kinds of dumb shit, including but not limited to a stand up paddle board (like, what? WHAT?) and so much goddamn dog toys (ALSO WHAT) but I think the best was this idiotic camp blanket, because what screams bring middling IPAs and not actually gluten free hop water to your campsite is an ugly ass overpriced polyester blanket: Reader, I guarantee you they are all still in the stupid warehouse they fired everyone out of: https://store.lagunitas.com/collections/accessories/products/camp-blanket
I think decanters are a little much to begin with but this is a whole new level. https://jonathanadler.com/products/bourbon-rocket-decanter?variant_id=39626395877410
Yes, drinking wine (or grape juice) is part of the weekly ritual of Shabbat. These fountains aren't totally necessary but they are a fun way to share wine with multiple people when observing the Sabbath together.
I spent Christmas Eve a few years ago making fun of my brother-in-law for trying and failing to use this dumb can opener on beer cans. The very first gift I opened on Christmas Day was a Draft Top from him and I was rolling on the floor laughing. It's not expensive but it's a gimmick that doesn't even work well and doesn't do anything that isn't already built into a beer can.
Just surf this whole site... https://www.asprey.com/us/en/product.html/pagoda-cocktail-shaker-silver.html
Looks like someone made it in your high school shop class.. https://thesilverpiece.com/products/michal-kiddush-fountain?variant=32596666155108¤cy=USD&utm_medium=product_sync&utm_source=google&utm_content=sag_organic&utm_campaign=sag_organic&utm_term=&gclid=CjwKCAiA0syqBhBxEiwAeNx9Nx40y79DjLuV8GvEE29qN0-scSjtHcY8F674oAUzT-FmtlnosgTAUxoCEHYQAvD_BwE
The Tater's Choice of NFTs: https://barrelfi.io "A BarrelFi NFT provides membership to the first NFT distillery collection, ever."
Practical and stylish: