It’s been a while since we’ve checked in on “GIGABIER” a corny and overpriced accoutrement to Tesla’s corny and overpriced Cybertruck that the electric-vehicle manufacturer’s chief executive, apartheid-loving welfare queen Elon Musk, first announced in October 2021. Like the vehicle itself, the beer’s arrival has been subject to mystifying delays. Frankly, I kind of forgot about it.
Now, Tesla is finally shipping the dumbest marks in the world the obscenely expensive stainless-steel shitboxes they reserved at the end of last decade. I guess it finally got around to making some swag beer, too, because Tesla bros are posting photos of a new “CyberBeer” on social media, and complaining that it sucks ass and they got hosed. Let’s all point and laugh at them, shall we? Yes, yes we shall.