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The Bang Army is ready, I repeat, the Bang Army is ready

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The Bang Army is ready, I repeat, the Bang Army is ready

Let's check in with Fingers' favorite energy drink executive, shall we?

Dave Infante
Sep 28, 2022
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The Bang Army is ready, I repeat, the Bang Army is ready

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All of these images came from @bangenergy.ceo you guys, swear. | Source: Instagram (edited)

Ben Franklin once famously said that “in this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes.” But some two and a half centuries later, another perpetual truth would emerge: namely, that Bang Energy CEO Jack Owoc will never stop posting for the 1.1 million Instagram followers he’s amassed as @bangenergy.ceo. Ever.

Videos of himself getting injected with stem cells for #gains? Post it. Dubious, legally actionable food-science claims? Post. It. Wanted poster-style illustrations of top executives of a one-time business partner that also happens to be one of the biggest consumer packaged goods firms on the globe?

You already know.

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