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Has Elon Musk ever heard of hard seltzer?

Oct 22, 2021

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9 min read

Has Elon Musk ever heard of hard seltzer?

Plus: Heaven Hill strike-breaking, hot toddy takes, "Midwest sober" + more!

The High Life hat’s clown-show past

Oct 18, 2021

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8 min read

The High Life hat’s clown-show past

Plus: The ultimate dive bar playlist, murdered darlings + more

Before Carlos Brito captured all the beer biz's infinity stones

Oct 15, 2021

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15 min read

Before Carlos Brito captured all the beer biz's infinity stones

Plus: Corona hard seltzer lawsuit lols, Heaven Hill strike update, Underberg keeps on truckin' + more!

Vaporware, but make it hard seltzer
LockSimple

Oct 11, 2021

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12 min read

Vaporware, but make it hard seltzer

Plus: cold-cut cocktails, SNL's FMB breakthrough, wedding drinks + more!

Do Zoomers really want Ziploc bags full of fruity booze?

Oct 8, 2021

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11 min read

Do Zoomers really want Ziploc bags full of fruity booze?

Plus: High Life hat WTF, hard seltzer's "candy corn conundrum," Sapporo memes + more!

I wrote a craft beer cringepost, and I liked it

Sep 29, 2021

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6 min read

I wrote a craft beer cringepost, and I liked it

I don't remember why I did this but now we all just have to live with it

Big Beer's disturbing, deeply American vision of work and leisure
LockSimple

Sep 27, 2021

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15 min read

Big Beer's disturbing, deeply American vision of work and leisure

Plus: $14k of free beer, Hooters remembers 9/11, dog-friendly bar drama + more!

"i invited him to sample a rare wine down in my family vault where i will brick him in"

Sep 24, 2021

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13 min read

"i invited him to sample a rare wine down in my family vault where i will brick him in"

Plus: State of the BoozeletterTM, sticker updates, bonus podcast + more!

A big announcement from your favorite boozeletter

Sep 22, 2021

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9 min read

A big announcement from your favorite boozeletter

Fingers is launching paid subscriptions! Here's what that means for you.

The pseudoscientific spectacle of @BangEnergy.CEO

Sep 20, 2021

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12 min read

The pseudoscientific spectacle of @BangEnergy.CEO

Plus: keto Bud Light, Starbucks' union-busting moves + more!

Striking against "corporate greed" at Kentucky's biggest bourbon distillery
LockSimple

Sep 17, 2021

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18 min read

Striking against "corporate greed" at Kentucky's biggest bourbon distillery

A picket-line interview with Heaven Hill's plant chairman + more

The sinister politics of pouring beers for dead troops

Sep 13, 2021

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13 min read

The sinister politics of pouring beers for dead troops

Plus: whiskey workers on strike, ABI's Bud Light problem, new zine + more

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