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Bring back SVEDKA’s weirdly thicc robot

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Thanks for calling the Whiskey Stone Giftee Helpline, how may I help you?

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Bring back SVEDKA’s weirdly thicc robot

Bring back SVEDKA’s weirdly thicc robot

Plus: 19.2oz BuzzPipez WHEN?!

Dave Infante
Dave Infante
The tug-of-war for the future of booze

The tug-of-war for the future of booze

Plus: Meet the Negroni Jabroni!

Dave Infante
Dave Infante
Thanks for calling the Whiskey Stone Giftee Helpline, how may I help you?

Thanks for calling the Whiskey Stone Giftee Helpline, how may I help you?

Fingers' top tips & tricks to get the most from the drinking paraphernalia you did not ask for

Dave Infante
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The 2024 Bad Holiday Gift Guide for Heavy-Drinking FrenemiesTM️

The 2024 Bad Holiday Gift Guide for Heavy-Drinking FrenemiesTM️

Fingers' 5th-annual collection of dumb booze-related presents for highly specific people you kinda hate!

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Brace for more wine-based marg endcaps

Brace for more wine-based marg endcaps

Plus: Having fucked around, Woodford Reserve must now find out!

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Contributions to the internet’s low-brow lingua franca

Contributions to the internet’s low-brow lingua franca

Plus: Bud Light’s Gamergate gauntlet, explained!

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The cutting edge of tater deterrence
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The cutting edge of tater deterrence

Plus: The grocery girls are fightinggggg!

Kroger had a bad day in court(s)
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Kroger had a bad day in court(s)

Plus: Reviewing 'The Poisoner’s Handbook'!

[chanting, pounding on clipboard] Pints! Pints! Pints!
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[chanting, pounding on clipboard] Pints! Pints! Pints!

Plus: Two decades, innumerable legal motions, and a whole-ass law later!

What do you get a guy who already has all the Blanton's stoppers?

What do you get a guy who already has all the Blanton's stoppers?

Plus: How Four Corners crafted a Big Beer buyback!

One—nay, several—for the road
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One—nay, several—for the road

Plus: One more UFC-MAGA-drinks manosphere connection!

The Fieri/Hagar tequila buddy-cop flick we deserve
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The Fieri/Hagar tequila buddy-cop flick we deserve

Plus: CloudCellar is staying in Chapter 7th Heaven, folks!

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