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Anheuser-Busch could use another TikTok psyop
Nov 02, 2025

Anheuser-Busch could use another TikTok psyop

Plus: Hemp’s strongest soldier makes his stand!

Dave Infante
Dave Infante
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Napa's big embezzlement suit, now with 100% more arrest warrants
Oct 26, 2025

Napa's big embezzlement suit, now with 100% more arrest warrants

Plus: Big Soda's big ol' MAHA/MAHA mess!

Dave Infante
Dave Infante
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Calling a (shallower) bottom on liquor's sales slide
Oct 19, 2025

Calling a (shallower) bottom on liquor's sales slide

Plus: At least somebody is still buying vineyards, I guess?!

Dave Infante
Dave Infante
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So... Svedka sexbot Super Bowl smut spot?
Oct 12, 2025

So... Svedka sexbot Super Bowl smut spot?

Plus: Tilray Brands is HODLing!

Dave Infante
Dave Infante
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Hot new trendlet in NA beer (I guess?)
Oct 05, 2025

Hot new trendlet in NA beer (I guess?)

Plus: Uncle Nearest should make it, but not without a bunch of cuts!

Dave Infante
Dave Infante
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The national thirst for adequate vodka
Sep 28, 2025

The national thirst for adequate vodka

Plus: The unprecedented sociopolitical context on Michelob Ultra's ascent!

Dave Infante
Dave Infante
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Zoomer-splaining wine to a roomful of GALLO execs
Sep 21, 2025

Zoomer-splaining wine to a roomful of GALLO execs

Plus: The most powerful growth mindset in the beverage industry!

Dave Infante
Dave Infante
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If you're the "most discretionary," you're the most recessionary
Sep 14, 2025

If you're the "most discretionary," you're the most recessionary

Plus: Big Stopper is popping corks!

Dave Infante
Dave Infante
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Joe Six-Pack just got laid off
Sep 07, 2025

Joe Six-Pack just got laid off

Plus: Trump and RFK, Jr. are ratfucking key research linking cancer and alcohol!

Dave Infante
Dave Infante
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The MAGA-bstinence trend is gaining momentum
Aug 17, 2025

The MAGA-bstinence trend is gaining momentum

Plus: Uncle Nearest will be placed in receivership!

Dave Infante
Dave Infante
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Diageo is Casamigo-ing through it
Aug 10, 2025

Diageo is Casamigo-ing through it

Plus: Congratulations, THC seltzer sloppers!

Dave Infante
Dave Infante
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Uncle Nearest's bank wants its $100M back
Aug 03, 2025

Uncle Nearest's bank wants its $100M back

Plus: Let Jim Koch!

Dave Infante
Dave Infante
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