Plus: A US Senator is shitposting about Trump's THC ban!
Plus: More like Jai Goodbai, amirite?!
Plus: Hemp’s strongest soldier makes his stand!
Plus: Big Soda's big ol' MAHA/MAHA mess!
Plus: At least somebody is still buying vineyards, I guess?!
Plus: Tilray Brands is HODLing!
Plus: Uncle Nearest should make it, but not without a bunch of cuts!
Plus: The unprecedented sociopolitical context on Michelob Ultra's ascent!
Plus: The most powerful growth mindset in the beverage industry!
Plus: Big Stopper is popping corks!
Plus: Trump and RFK, Jr. are ratfucking key research linking cancer and alcohol!
Plus: Uncle Nearest will be placed in receivership!
