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The world's first 'animal-walks-into-a-bar' joke just went viral

Mar 18, 2022

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9 min read

The world's first 'animal-walks-into-a-bar' joke just went viral

Notes on drunken Sumer humor, NY lawmakers' to-go cocktail kibosh + more!

Hard seltzer for the "Let's Go Brandon" set

Mar 14, 2022

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2 min read

Hard seltzer for the "Let's Go Brandon" set

On Happy Dad, Donald Trump, and the lucrative gambit of quenching partisan thirst

Dave Infante
Dave Infante
People who drink Keystone Light are broke as hell, says Keystone Light's lawyer

Mar 11, 2022

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8 min read

People who drink Keystone Light are broke as hell, says Keystone Light's lawyer

Stone vs. MillerCoors courtroom fun, from mango White Claw to federal indict... claw + more!

🎚️I'm just gonna level with you

Mar 9, 2022

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2 min read

🎚️I'm just gonna level with you

I need to sell more subscriptions to keep Fingers going. Can I count on you?

"Right now I'm in a position where my commodity is myself"

Mar 7, 2022

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10 min read

"Right now I'm in a position where my commodity is myself"

💀 Murdered darlings: cocktails-as-NFTs edition, 2 middle-tier trends 2 watch + more!

To Freedom-Fry a Moscow Mule

Mar 4, 2022

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9 min read

To Freedom-Fry a Moscow Mule

On the impotent rage of the booze-addled American consumer

Dave Infante
Dave Infante
Spent the weekend upvoting Molotov cocktails on Untappd, hbu?

Feb 28, 2022

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11 min read

Spent the weekend upvoting Molotov cocktails on Untappd, hbu?

Posting about war on beer's biggest social platform, Russian brewery ban + more

My “Not gouging beer prices while blaming inflation" shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt

Feb 25, 2022

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10 min read

My “Not gouging beer prices while blaming inflation" shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt

Plus: 🎶 Cold beer on a Friday night (for-profit cable news hell edition), "Drinking in the Despairverse" + more!

Wake up babe, new Starbucks anti-union website just dropped!

Feb 18, 2022

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11 min read

Wake up babe, new Starbucks anti-union website just dropped!

Plus: Liquor & layoffs in the #content mines, Super Bowl ad recap, pantsdrunk & more!

So the military-industrial complex walks into a bar...

Feb 11, 2022

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17 min read

So the military-industrial complex walks into a bar...

Notes on Sam Adams x Boston Dynamics, the "Meta Lite" bar bummer + more!

Dave Infante
Dave Infante
Notes on the "so-called 'craft beer industry'"

Feb 7, 2022

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11 min read

Notes on the "so-called 'craft beer industry'"

💀 Murdered darlings: selling out vs. selling off edition! And: books in bars, Boozeletter BipartisanshipTM + more!

Why Fingers covers booze companies' campaign donations to Republicans

Feb 7, 2022

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6 min read

Why Fingers covers booze companies' campaign donations to Republicans

TL;DR: Drinkers deserve to know when brands are saying one thing, doing another

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