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Against booze-media payola
LockSimple

Oct 9, 2024

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9 min read

Against booze-media payola

Plus: The Beer Byliners are back, bay-bee!

Stick 'em if you got 'em

Oct 8, 2024

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3 min read

Stick 'em if you got 'em

Don't miss the Fingers anniversary sale and sticker giveaway!

Owoc-alypse Now (then)
LockSimple

Oct 2, 2024

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7 min read

Owoc-alypse Now (then)

A ~double-feature final chapter~ of the special Fingers miniseries on the most chaotic rise-and-fall tale the modern beverage business has yet seen

Imagine being Bang Energy's lawyer
LockSimple

Sep 30, 2024

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5 min read

Imagine being Bang Energy's lawyer

Chapter 6 of the special Fingers miniseries on the most chaotic rise-and-fall tale the modern beverage business has yet seen

The Four Horsemen of the Bang-pocalypse
LockSimple

Sep 27, 2024

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6 min read

The Four Horsemen of the Bang-pocalypse

Chapter 5 of the special Fingers miniseries on the most chaotic rise-and-fall tale the modern beverage business has yet seen

The Bang Army was ready
LockSimple

Sep 25, 2024

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8 min read

The Bang Army was ready

Chapter 4 of the special Fingers miniseries on the most chaotic rise-and-fall tale the modern beverage business has yet seen

Arbitrator said: “Bang, bang, buddy.”
LockSimple

Sep 23, 2024

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5 min read

Arbitrator said: “Bang, bang, buddy.”

Chapter 3 of the special Fingers miniseries on the most chaotic rise-and-fall tale the modern beverage business has yet seen

The pseudoscientific spectacle of @BangEnergy.CEO
LockSimple

Sep 20, 2024

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7 min read

The pseudoscientific spectacle of @BangEnergy.CEO

Chapter 2 of the special Fingers miniseries on the most chaotic rise-and-fall tale the modern beverage business has yet seen

The Ballad of Bang Energy
LockSimple

Sep 18, 2024

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10 min read

The Ballad of Bang Energy

A special Fingers miniseries on the most chaotic rise-and-fall tale the modern beverage business has yet seen

A whiskey giant ripped off Frederick Douglass to promote its white founder
LockSimple

Sep 11, 2024

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13 min read

A whiskey giant ripped off Frederick Douglass to promote its white founder

A Fingers special report on Brown-Forman's bizarre, previously unconfirmed face-swap of the Black abolitionist and teetotaler

Dave Infante
Dave Infante
Finally: a Veuve Clicquot for assholes
LockSimple

Sep 8, 2024

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12 min read

Finally: a Veuve Clicquot for assholes

Plus: Prayers up for the beverage business’s Original King of Chaos!

The sinister politics of pouring beers for dead troops
LockSimple

Sep 4, 2024

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12 min read

The sinister politics of pouring beers for dead troops

Plus: Fingers Regulatory Roulette!

Dave Infante
Dave Infante
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