Weekender
May 31, 2026
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4 min read
Plus: Read RNDC's farewell memo to the 11 markets it sold to Reyes!
May 17, 2026
Plus: Zoomers aren't "sober-curious" so much as "broke," exhibit eleventy-bajillion!
May 10, 2026
Plus: Distilling-dynasty disagreements scotched Brownod-Forcard!
May 3, 2026
Plus: No THC relief in the House's just-passed farm bill!
Apr 26, 2026
Plus: "Is your wine a secret immigrant?!"
Apr 19, 2026
Plus: Napa cabbage can’t offset Napa Cabs!
Apr 5, 2026
11 min read
Plus: Monaco is no silver bullet for the maker of Silver Bullet!
Mar 29, 2026
Plus: IT'S MIDDLE-TIER MEGA-DEAL MAYHEM, FOLKS!
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Mar 22, 2026
5 min read
Plus: Trying to make sense of George Clooney’s new nonalcoholic beer brand!
Mar 15, 2026
Plus: Does the country’s biggest beer distributor even *want* to sell wine?!
Mar 8, 2026
Plus: Reyes is biting off an even bigger chunk of RNDC!
Mar 1, 2026
10 min read
Plus: Younger drinkers are (brace for it) “mov[ing] from barstools to barbells” (woof)!
Feb 22, 2026
Plus: It’s cutting season for the country’s biggest winemakers!
Feb 15, 2026
Plus: Boring beer spots benefited from the Super Bowl’s dystopian ad slate!
Feb 8, 2026
12 min read
Plus: A note on Fingers’ PoLiTiCaL coverage and commentary of drinking in America!
Feb 1, 2026
Plus: What comes after "multicultural LDA Zillennials"?!
Jan 25, 2026
Plus: Anchor Brewing Co. is steaming again!
Jan 18, 2026
Plus: Every angle on the Reyes-RNDC deal 2026 (so far)!
Jan 11, 2026
Plus: With RNDC reeling, Jose Cuervo says "adios"!
Dec 21, 2025
Plus: Treasury Wine Estates continues to be down bad!
Dec 14, 2025
7 min read
Plus: The Fingers Shop is almost sold out!
Dec 7, 2025
Plus: Sazerac is indeed sending Svedka’s sexbot to the Super Bowl!
Nov 23, 2025
Plus: Sour grapes about the WSJ's ABI-BeatBox scoop!
Nov 16, 2025
Plus: A US Senator is shitposting about Trump's THC ban!
Nov 9, 2025
Plus: More like Jai Goodbai, amirite?!
