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Mindshare-capturing snatches of boozy PowerPoint pap

Mindshare-capturing snatches of boozy PowerPoint pap

A Fingers special report (and poll!) on the Buzzwords of The Week of the Year

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The Zyn-ripping transphobes of the lift-kit bourgeoisie

The Zyn-ripping transphobes of the lift-kit bourgeoisie

Plus: We’re in the endgame now. Hard milk is inevitable!

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A delicious side-effect of Milton Friedman brain

A delicious side-effect of Milton Friedman brain

Plus: Regulatory Roulette!

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Mindshare-capturing snatches of boozy PowerPoint pap

Mindshare-capturing snatches of boozy PowerPoint pap

A Fingers special report (and poll!) on the Buzzwords of The Week of the Year

Dave Infante
Dave Infante
The Zyn-ripping transphobes of the lift-kit bourgeoisie

The Zyn-ripping transphobes of the lift-kit bourgeoisie

Plus: We’re in the endgame now. Hard milk is inevitable!

Dave Infante
Dave Infante
A delicious side-effect of Milton Friedman brain

A delicious side-effect of Milton Friedman brain

Plus: Regulatory Roulette!

Dave Infante
Dave Infante
Bring back SVEDKA’s weirdly thicc robot

Bring back SVEDKA’s weirdly thicc robot

Plus: 19.2oz BuzzPipez WHEN?!

Dave Infante
Dave Infante
The tug-of-war for the future of booze

The tug-of-war for the future of booze

Plus: Meet the Negroni Jabroni!

Dave Infante
Dave Infante
Thanks for calling the Whiskey Stone Giftee Helpline, how may I help you?

Thanks for calling the Whiskey Stone Giftee Helpline, how may I help you?

Fingers' top tips & tricks to get the most from the drinking paraphernalia you did not ask for

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Dave Infante
The 2024 Bad Holiday Gift Guide for Heavy-Drinking FrenemiesTM️

The 2024 Bad Holiday Gift Guide for Heavy-Drinking FrenemiesTM️

Fingers' 5th-annual collection of dumb booze-related presents for highly specific people you kinda hate!

Dave Infante
Dave Infante
Brace for more wine-based marg endcaps

Brace for more wine-based marg endcaps

Plus: Having fucked around, Woodford Reserve must now find out!

Dave Infante
Dave Infante
Contributions to the internet’s low-brow lingua franca

Contributions to the internet’s low-brow lingua franca

Plus: Bud Light’s Gamergate gauntlet, explained!

Dave Infante
Dave Infante
The cutting edge of tater deterrence
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The cutting edge of tater deterrence

Plus: The grocery girls are fightinggggg!

Kroger had a bad day in court(s)
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Kroger had a bad day in court(s)

Plus: Reviewing 'The Poisoner’s Handbook'!

[chanting, pounding on clipboard] Pints! Pints! Pints!
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[chanting, pounding on clipboard] Pints! Pints! Pints!

Plus: Two decades, innumerable legal motions, and a whole-ass law later!

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