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Wine-based RTDs or STFU, imho

Jan 29, 2025

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3 min read

Wine-based RTDs or STFU, imho

Plus: It's Zillennials vs. GenZennials in the inaugural Buzzwords runoff!

Dave Infante
Dave Infante
Here it is, the worst Dry January pitch of all time

Jan 27, 2025

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13 min read

Here it is, the worst Dry January pitch of all time

Fingers' foolproof guide to pitching non-alcoholic beverage brands (poorly)

Dave Infante
Dave Infante
Mindshare-capturing snatches of boozy PowerPoint pap

Jan 22, 2025

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3 min read

Mindshare-capturing snatches of boozy PowerPoint pap

A Fingers special report (and poll!) on the Buzzwords of The Week of the Year

Dave Infante
Dave Infante
The Zyn-ripping transphobes of the lift-kit bourgeoisie

Jan 19, 2025

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2 min read

The Zyn-ripping transphobes of the lift-kit bourgeoisie

Plus: We’re in the endgame now. Hard milk is inevitable!

Dave Infante
Dave Infante
A delicious side-effect of Milton Friedman brain

Jan 15, 2025

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4 min read

A delicious side-effect of Milton Friedman brain

Plus: Regulatory Roulette!

Dave Infante
Dave Infante
Bring back SVEDKA’s weirdly thicc robot

Jan 12, 2025

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2 min read

Bring back SVEDKA’s weirdly thicc robot

Plus: 19.2oz BuzzPipez WHEN?!

Dave Infante
Dave Infante
The tug-of-war for the future of booze

Jan 8, 2025

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6 min read

The tug-of-war for the future of booze

Plus: Meet the Negroni Jabroni!

Dave Infante
Dave Infante
Thanks for calling the Whiskey Stone Giftee Helpline, how may I help you?

Jan 7, 2025

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16 min read

Thanks for calling the Whiskey Stone Giftee Helpline, how may I help you?

Fingers' top tips & tricks to get the most from the drinking paraphernalia you did not ask for

Dave Infante
Dave Infante
The 2024 Bad Holiday Gift Guide for Heavy-Drinking FrenemiesTM️

Dec 24, 2024

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3 min read

The 2024 Bad Holiday Gift Guide for Heavy-Drinking FrenemiesTM️

Fingers' 5th-annual collection of dumb booze-related presents for highly specific people you kinda hate!

Dave Infante
Dave Infante
Brace for more wine-based marg endcaps

Dec 22, 2024

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2 min read

Brace for more wine-based marg endcaps

Plus: Having fucked around, Woodford Reserve must now find out!

Dave Infante
Dave Infante
Contributions to the internet’s low-brow lingua franca

Dec 18, 2024

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10 min read

Contributions to the internet’s low-brow lingua franca

Plus: Bud Light’s Gamergate gauntlet, explained!

Dave Infante
Dave Infante
The cutting edge of tater deterrence
LockSimple

Dec 15, 2024

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10 min read

The cutting edge of tater deterrence

Plus: The grocery girls are fightinggggg!

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