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Damn, there goes my shot
LockSimple

Sep 10, 2023

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11 min read

Damn, there goes my shot

Plus: What if 'House of Gucci' but wine?

Unfortunately we must consider Ted Cruz's ass
LockSimple

Sep 7, 2023

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8 min read

Unfortunately we must consider Ted Cruz's ass

Plus: 'Annus horribilis' (not Ted Cruz's, another one)!

Up the drinks, up the workers

Sep 3, 2023

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11 min read

Up the drinks, up the workers

Plus: Potemkin weed unions be flourishing!

Boardroom bums of the beverage business
LockSimple

Aug 31, 2023

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10 min read

Boardroom bums of the beverage business

Plus: Pandora's 12-pack is wide open, nothing matters!

Fake outrage over not drinking enough
LockSimple

Aug 27, 2023

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10 min read

Fake outrage over not drinking enough

Plus: White Claw's high-low limbo!

When Dark Brandon recommences the vig
LockSimple

Aug 23, 2023

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6 min read

When Dark Brandon recommences the vig

Plus: Just another Tequiza sunset!

Empty calories, figuratively and literally
LockSimple

Aug 20, 2023

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12 min read

Empty calories, figuratively and literally

Plus: Sounds like it’s almost time for your nap, Billy Busch!

The kids ARE / ARE NOT alright [choose one]
LockSimple

Aug 18, 2023

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7 min read

The kids ARE / ARE NOT alright [choose one]

Plus: A descent into Malört-based madness!

Cool moms and narc dads forever
LockSimple

Aug 16, 2023

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11 min read

Cool moms and narc dads forever

Plus: The seedy, plonky past of the world’s biggest wine company!

The desperation of Montucky-fication
LockSimple

Aug 13, 2023

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12 min read

The desperation of Montucky-fication

Plus: The city of Boston is fucked either way!

Sum 41 would literally never
LockSimple

Aug 9, 2023

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12 min read

Sum 41 would literally never

Plus: Fingers Regulatory Roulette!

You never bet against the Skrewball vote
LockSimple

Aug 6, 2023

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10 min read

You never bet against the Skrewball vote

Plus: Not-grape expectations!

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