A handy form letter to explain to your boss why and how the boozeletter helps you do your job better!
It's the first-ever Fingers Right-Wing Thirst-Trap Gold RushTM️!
Conservative rage for Anheuser-Busch is dumb, disorganized... yet still plenty dangerous
Plus: How Big Booze keeps its beak wet
Plus: Maybe Starbucks is just salty it got salted?
Plus: The anti-trans Bud Light “boycott” is not real
Plus: "Fucking close to water," amirite?!
Plus: Fine, let's talk about the stupid Tesla beer!
Plus: The duality of Michelob Ultra drinkers!
Plus: All international wine feuds should obliquely involve Paris Hilton!
The deeply subjective-yet-fully correct Fingers drinking guide to Louisville, Kentucky
