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Analyzing the latest Johnny-come-late-tea
LockSimple

Jan 21, 2024

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10 min read

Analyzing the latest Johnny-come-late-tea

Plus: The dream of discovery in Diddy v. Diageo is dead!

Laughing *at* supermarket wines, not *with* supermarket wines
LockSimple

Jan 18, 2024

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7 min read

Laughing *at* supermarket wines, not *with* supermarket wines

Plus: Fingers Regulatory Roulette!

Welcome to "Lobby Time." (We are SO back)
LockSimple

Jan 14, 2024

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14 min read

Welcome to "Lobby Time." (We are SO back)

Plus: Red-line me, daddies!

More trustworthy than the average junkie
LockSimple

Jan 11, 2024

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10 min read

More trustworthy than the average junkie

Plus: Just sell wine in Stanley Quenchers already!

Bourbon-addled brows all a-furrow
LockSimple

Jan 9, 2024

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14 min read

Bourbon-addled brows all a-furrow

Tips & tricks to get the most from the drinking paraphernalia you did not ask for

🤝 Big dog

Jan 8, 2024

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4 min read

🤝 Big dog

The hotly anticipated guide to expensing Fingers

Here it is, the worst Dry January pitch of all time
LockSimple

Jan 5, 2024

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12 min read

Here it is, the worst Dry January pitch of all time

A foolproof guide to unsuccessfully soliciting trend coverage for any non-alcoholic beverage brand

The 2023 Bad Holiday Gift Guide for Heavy-Drinking FrenemiesTM
LockSimple

Dec 22, 2023

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11 min read

The 2023 Bad Holiday Gift Guide for Heavy-Drinking FrenemiesTM

Fingers' 4th-annual collection of crappy booze-related presents for highly specific people you kinda hate!

The lurid allegations against Modelo's fired finance exec

Dec 19, 2023

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9 min read

The lurid allegations against Modelo's fired finance exec

A Fingers special report with dark new details in the Dick Harder/Constellation saga

Yet another tater-based tragedy
LockSimple

Dec 17, 2023

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13 min read

Yet another tater-based tragedy

Plus: Bud Light's Tucker Carlson comeback!

Our Jenga tower of a grocery system
LockSimple

Dec 14, 2023

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11 min read

Our Jenga tower of a grocery system

Plus: Introducing The Boozeletter Blind Item!

Achieve the Fifth Loko before it’s too late
LockSimple

Dec 10, 2023

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13 min read

Achieve the Fifth Loko before it’s too late

Plus: DABS, lol!

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