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A brief history of Tesla Tequila, which exists

Nov 18, 2020

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11 min read

A brief history of Tesla Tequila, which exists

Plus: White Claw in SC, Waffle House's new beer, the State of The BoozeletterTM, and more

"We've put so much faith in this idea that when we get to the suburbs, it's gonna be better."

Nov 13, 2020

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22 min read

"We've put so much faith in this idea that when we get to the suburbs, it's gonna be better."

The Fingers interview with Jason Diamond on 'The Sprawl', 'The Swimmer', and getting drunk in the suburbs

$200 an ounce, and I feel not-fine
LockSimple

Nov 5, 2020

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9 min read

$200 an ounce, and I feel not-fine

Notes on James Carville's expensive whiskey and obsolete centrism

Hard seltzer Great Buy? Hard seltzer Great Buy.

Nov 1, 2020

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7 min read

Hard seltzer Great Buy? Hard seltzer Great Buy.

Plus: Mommy needs her juice, A.C.L.T.M.S.W.D.A.R., and more

SHUCK NAP BUILD *destroy* REPEAT

Oct 27, 2020

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11 min read

SHUCK NAP BUILD *destroy* REPEAT

On #TheBarfitiProject, and the sublime horror of commodity bar decor

The State of The BoozeletterTM

Oct 20, 2020

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6 min read

The State of The BoozeletterTM

The Good Ship Fingers sails forth seeking 1,000th subscriber and/or fame & fortune

Does White Claw have a white supremacy problem?

Oct 9, 2020

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10 min read

Does White Claw have a white supremacy problem?

The leader of President Trump's favorite far-right group seems pretty into the hard seltzer brand

Take a hike, Anheuser-Busch

Oct 2, 2020

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15 min read

Take a hike, Anheuser-Busch

The world's biggest beer company has donated $131,000 to reelect anti-environment lawmakers while its brands celebrate American wilderness

"I spent my furlough days sending money to others who had been furloughed."

Sep 26, 2020

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16 min read

"I spent my furlough days sending money to others who had been furloughed."

Fingers speaks with reporter Paige Cornwell about the Journalist Furlough Fund, and why American media workers need a better safety net

Hell is empty, all the #DewGaritas are here

Sep 17, 2020

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14 min read

Hell is empty, all the #DewGaritas are here

On the liquified marketing gimmicks being hustled down our willing gullets by The BrandsTM

It's like bartender's choice but all the drinks make you sad

Sep 10, 2020

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7 min read

It's like bartender's choice but all the drinks make you sad

I hereby convene the first-ever Friends of Fingers Commentariat Congress

Our Man, The Cheese Mayor

Sep 9, 2020

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8 min read

Our Man, The Cheese Mayor

Things making the Fingers editor want to drink heavily & with abandon right now

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