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It takes a tater to tax a tater

It takes a tater to tax a tater

Plus: Why does the Wine Institute’s new ad look like a Scientology commercial?

Dave Infante
Dave Infante
You can't freedom-fry Bud Light if it's already cooked

You can't freedom-fry Bud Light if it's already cooked

Plus: Notes on Congressional Dems’ margarita messaging!

Dave Infante
Dave Infante
Talk about a Prisoner’s dilemma, amirite?

Talk about a Prisoner’s dilemma, amirite?

Plus: And the Fingers Buzzword of The Week of The Year is...!

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