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But how many shitheads can it suplex?
May 30, 2023
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But how many shitheads can it suplex?

Plus: Constellation did a Trump dump!

Drunk driving is a policy choice
May 26, 2023

Drunk driving is a policy choice

Plus: Spuds MacKenzie... trans icon?

Will FOIA 4 Blanton's
May 24, 2023
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Will FOIA 4 Blanton's

Plus: I’m not taking a correction on this, BUT

Hear me out: hard *chocolate* milk
May 21, 2023
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Hear me out: hard *chocolate* milk

Plus: Lol Bud Light really fucked itself for Pride, huh?

How to brew a boondoggle
May 18, 2023
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How to brew a boondoggle

Plus: introducing Fingers' Regulatory Roulette!

Please see attached my Pappy crimes
May 14, 2023
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Please see attached my Pappy crimes

Plus: 20 Crimes Redder & Better Blend soon come!

Just call them "walk-to-bars" cities
May 12, 2023
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Just call them "walk-to-bars" cities

Plus: Requiem for a @bangenergy.ceo?

White Claw and order
May 09, 2023

White Claw and order

Hard times for the Proud Boys' hard seltzer lover/seditious conspiracist

I predict this will *not* help a ton
May 07, 2023
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I predict this will *not* help a ton

Plus: The CloudCellar giveth, the CloudCellar taketh away!

Tired: "craft brewery." Wired: "beer factory."
May 05, 2023
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Tired: "craft brewery." Wired: "beer factory."

Plus: Anheuser-Busch's $500 apologies!

Getting drunk in the uncanny valley
May 02, 2023

Getting drunk in the uncanny valley

Plus: Area white guy launches beer podcast!

Suck it, George Clooney!
Apr 30, 2023
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Suck it, George Clooney!

Plus: Citation weeded!

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