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Zoomer-splaining wine to a roomful of GALLO execs

Plus: The most powerful growth mindset in the beverage industry!

Dave Infante

Where Uncle Nearest ends and Fawn Weaver begins

Sep 17, 2025

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2 min read

Where Uncle Nearest ends and Fawn Weaver begins

Plus: Concern over alcohol-cancer link coverage!

Dave Infante

Weekender

If you're the "most discretionary," you're the most recessionary

Sep 14, 2025

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2 min read

If you're the "most discretionary," you're the most recessionary

Plus: Big Stopper is popping corks!

Dave Infante

Special Reports

As Trump admin kills booze-cancer study, trade groups' pro-science stance fades

Sep 10, 2025

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2 min read

As Trump admin kills booze-cancer study, trade groups' pro-science stance fades

Big Booze keeps quiet on POTUS' financial motives, RFK, Jr.'s anti-science ideology after trumpeting its "commit[ment] to science over bias"

Dave Infante

Weekender

Sep 7, 2025

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2 min read

Joe Six-Pack just got laid off

Plus: Trump and RFK, Jr. are ratfucking key research linking cancer and alcohol!

Dave Infante

Constellation's euphemisms for "fascism" aren't cutting it

Sep 3, 2025

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2 min read

Constellation's euphemisms for "fascism" aren't cutting it

Plus: Svedka’s sexbot is getting horny on main!

Dave Infante

Free

Always come out swinging on booze's bad bosses

Aug 31, 2025

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6 min read

Always come out swinging on booze's bad bosses

Happy Labor Day from Fingers HQ!

Dave Infante

The "neo-Prohibition" threat nobody is talking about

Aug 27, 2025

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3 min read

The "neo-Prohibition" threat nobody is talking about

Plus: The Cracker Barrel playbook is the Bud Light playbook!

Dave Infante

Interview

Aug 20, 2025

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8 min read

The "housing theory" of corner bars

The Fingers Interview with Public Comment's Ned Resnikoff on third places, urban policy, and much more

Dave Infante

Weekender

The MAGA-bstinence trend is gaining momentum

Aug 17, 2025

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2 min read

The MAGA-bstinence trend is gaining momentum

Plus: Uncle Nearest will be placed in receivership!

Dave Infante

Free

Svedka's sexbot is returning to a culture awash in anti-woke horniness

Aug 13, 2025

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11 min read

Svedka's sexbot is returning to a culture awash in anti-woke horniness

Plus: Why the labor movement hasn’t dropped the hammer!

Dave Infante

Weekender

Aug 10, 2025

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2 min read

Diageo is Casamigo-ing through it

Plus: Congratulations, THC seltzer sloppers!

Dave Infante

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Zoomer-splaining wine to a roomful of GALLO execs

Where Uncle Nearest ends and Fawn Weaver begins

If you're the "most discretionary," you're the most recessionary

As Trump admin kills booze-cancer study, trade groups' pro-science stance fades

Joe Six-Pack just got laid off

Constellation's euphemisms for "fascism" aren't cutting it

Always come out swinging on booze's bad bosses

The "neo-Prohibition" threat nobody is talking about

The "housing theory" of corner bars

The MAGA-bstinence trend is gaining momentum

Svedka's sexbot is returning to a culture awash in anti-woke horniness

Diageo is Casamigo-ing through it

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